Natural Soaps

Natural Soaps - Not What You Think

You probably got told to avoid soap for your skin. Well no wonder. Most soap is rubbish and made for peanuts using nasty cheap ingredients like sodium lauryl sulphate (SLS). That's used in engine degreaser by the way - which is why your skin feels terrible after using cheap soap.

Natural soaps are different. Ours are hand made in the UK using traditional cold-pressed methods. Real ingredients. Real essential oils. No SLS. No synthetic fragrance. No plastic bottles. Just proper soap that leaves your skin feeling clean and supple, not dry and tight.

Each bar is 160g and lasts 30-50 washes. Essential oils leave subtle scents that last and actually change your mood. Once you try natural soap, you won't go back.

Who Are You Shopping For?

  • Bar of soap with marbled pattern next to its packaging on a white background

    Natural Soaps for Men

    Organized by occasion: Early Doors (morning citrus), Day Off (woody calm), Scrub Up (evening sophistication).
    From £6.50

    Shop Smelly Men Soaps 
  • Bar of soap with a pink packaging box featuring 'Smelly Women' branding on a white background.

    Natural Soaps for Women

    Day Trip (energizing citrus with exfoliating poppy seeds), Out Out (sophisticated floral for evenings).
    From £6.50

    Shop Smelly Women Soaps 
  • Bar of soap next to its packaging labeled 'Smelly Boys Teen Spirit' on a white background

    Natural Soaps for Boys

    Teen Spirit: Fresh lime, spearmint, tea tree. Simple, clean, actually works. Ages 10-16.
    From 6.50

    Shop Smelly Boys Soaps 

Why Choose Natural Soap?

  • ✓ No Harsh Chemicals

    No SLS, no synthetic fragrance, no palm oil. Just olive oil, coconut oil, shea butter, and real essential oils. Ingredients you can understand.

  • ✓ Leaves Skin Soft, Not Tight

    Traditional cold-pressed method retains natural glycerine. Your skin feels clean and supple, not stripped and dry like with factory soap.

  • ✓ Real Scents That Change Your Mood

    Pure essential oils provide genuine aromatherapy. Energising citrus, grounding woods, calming florals. Not synthetic "Ocean Breeze" nonsense.

  • ✓ Lasts Longer, Zero Plastic

    160g bars last 30-50 washes (4-8 weeks). Paper packaging, no plastic bottles. Better value, better for environment.

What Makes Our Natural Soaps Different?

HAND MADE IN UK
Made in small batches by actual people, not machines. Traditional cold-pressed method retains natural glycerine for softer skin.

ORGANIZED BY OCCASION, NOT MARKETING
No decoding "Arctic Storm" or "Forest Dreams." Our soaps are organized by when you actually use them: mornings, relaxed days, evenings out.

PROPER SIZE
160g bars (not tiny hotel soaps). Last 30-50 washes with proper care. Store on draining soap dish between uses.

REAL INGREDIENTS
Olive oil base with coconut oil and shea butter. Real essential oils for scent. No synthetic fragrance, no SLS, no palm oil, no plastic packaging.