Smelly Men

Natural soap and deodorant for men. Organised by occasion, not marketing nonsense.

Look, we all know the men's personal care aisle is ridiculous. "Arctic Ice Storm." "Sport Thunder Blast." What does that even mean? You're not buying a superhero power-up, you're buying something to wash with and smell better. As for the fragrances - artificial, overpowering and dated.

Smelly Men is different. It's about natural products that work, organized by when you actually use them. Early mornings. Relaxed days. Evening occasions. No decoding marketing speak. No plastic bottles. No aluminium blocking your pores. Just excellent soap and deodorant to smell better, naturally. All products tested under jiu-jitsu conditions.

From: £6.50

Hand made in UK • Plastic-free • Aluminium-free • Vegan

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Choose by occasion, not marketing.

Early Doors Collection - Fresh citrus for morning energy. Lemongrass, lime, frankincense. For 7am flights, early gym sessions, Monday mornings. Wake up properly, get focused, get moving.

Day Off Collection - Woody warm for relaxed confidence. Sandalwood, bergamot, patchouli. For days off, post-workout showers, padding about at home. Grounding, calm, earned.

Scrub Up Collection - Refined woody for evening sophistication. Pine, frankincense, cedarwood. For dinner dates, theatre trips, fancy hotels. When you need to dress up and bring some swagger.

All products use 100% natural ingredients. Natural deodorant uses magnesium hydroxide instead of aluminium - works brilliantly after 1-2 weeks adjustment. No blocked pores, no harsh chemicals, no compromises.

Choose your collection by occasion. Mix and match if you prefer. Use what works for you, when it works for you.

Shop By Occasion

  • Man dressed for office is having early breakfast and checking his watch

    Early Doors Collection

    Fresh citrus morning routine. Lemongrass, lime, frankincense.
    For 7am flights, early gym sessions, Monday mornings. Wake up properly, feel focused, get out the door ready.
    From £11.50

    Shop Early Doors 
  • Man with a beard sleeping peacefully in a chair with blue cushions.

    Day Off Collection

    Woody warm confidence. Sandalwood, bergamot, patchouli. For padding about at home, post-workout showers, relaxed days off. Grounding and calm. You've earned it.
    From £11.50

    Shop Day Off 
  • A suave looking young man gets ready for a night out after using Scrub Up

    Scrub Up Collection

    Refined woody sophistication. Pine, frankincense, cedarwood.
    For dinner dates, theatre trips, fancy hotels. When you need evening elegance and confident swagger.
    From £11.50

    Shop Scrub Up 

Why Choose Smelly Men?

  • ✓ Organized By When You Actually Use Them

    Morning energy, relaxed days, evening occasions. That's it. No more trying to decode what "Arctic Thunder" is supposed to smell like.

  • ✓ Natural Ingredients That Work

    100% natural, aluminium-free deodorant that actually works. After 1-2 weeks adjustment, most customers say it's the best they've ever used - natural or conventional.

  • ✓ Actually Plastic-Free (Not Just Green-Washed)

    No plastic bottles hiding behind "eco" claims. Soap bars, deodorant sticks, shampoo bars, paper packaging. Simple, effective, actually sustainable.

  • ✓ Made By People Who Care

    Hand made in small batches in the UK. Real essential oils, olive oil soap base, ingredients you can pronounce. We use these products ourselves.

What's Actually In Each Collection

EARLY DOORS COLLECTION
→ Natural Soap (160g, 30-50 washes) - £11.50
→ Natural Deodorant (80g, 2-3 months) - £11.50
→ Shampoo & Conditioner Bar (60g, 50 washes) - £12.50
→ Essentials Kit (Soap + Deo) - £21.99
→ Full Kit (Soap + Deo + Shampoo) - £31.99
Scent: Lemongrass, lime, sweet orange, rosemary, frankincense
Best for: Morning energy, early starts, getting focused
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DAY OFF COLLECTION
→ Natural Soap (160g, 30-50 washes) - £11.50
→ Natural Deodorant (80g, 2-3 months) - £11.50
→ Essentials Kit (Soap + Deo) - £21.99
Scent: Sandalwood, bergamot, patchouli
Best for: Relaxed days, post-workout, home comfort
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SCRUB UP COLLECTION
→ Natural Soap (160g, 30-50 washes) - £11.50
→ Natural Deodorant (80g, 2-3 months) - £11.50
→ Essentials Kit (Soap + Deo) - £21.99
Scent: Pine needle, frankincense, cedarwood, bay leaf, black spruce
Best for: Evening occasions, dinner dates, dressing up


How To Choose Your Collection

CHOOSE BY YOUR SCHEDULE
Lots of early starts? → Early Doors wakes you up properly
Relaxed schedule, work from home? → Day Off keeps you grounded
Regular evening occasions? → Scrub Up adds sophisticated confidence
Shopping for a teenage boy? → Smelly Boys has everything sorted
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CHOOSE BY SCENT PREFERENCE
Love fresh citrus? → Early Doors
Prefer warm woody? → Day Off or Scrub Up
Want sophisticated woody for evenings? → Scrub Up
Need something simple and fresh for a teenager? → Smelly Boys
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CHOOSE BY WHAT YOU NEED
Need complete morning routine including hair? → Early Doors (has shampoo bar)
Want grounding calm for relaxed days? → Day Off
Need refined scent for evening wear? → Scrub Up
Want complete grooming kit for teenage boy? → Smelly Boys
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HONESTLY, JUST TRY WHAT APPEALS TO YOU
Many customers use different collections for different occasions:
- Early Doors soap in the morning
- Day Off deodorant during the day
- Scrub Up before going out
Or they stick with one collection they love. Or they buy all three and rotate depending on mood. There's no wrong way to do this. Use what works for you, when it works for you.