Start Earning Smelly Money

Smelly Money

Every order earns you notes. Notes mean money off. That's the whole idea.

No apps to install, no points that vanish after three months, no maths degree required to work out what anything's worth. Buy something, leave a review, tell a mate - you earn notes. Once you've got enough, spend them.

How you earn

  • Order anything: 2 notes for every £1 you spend
  • Leave a review: 50 notes 
  • Leave a photo review: 100 notes
  • Refer a friend: 100 notes once they've bought something (they get 10% off their first order too)
  • Create an account: 20 notes
  • Follow us on Instagram: 10 notes
  • It's your birthday: 25 notes

How you spend it

  • 100 notes = £2 off
  • 250 notes = £5 off
  • 500 notes = £10 off

Notes don't expire while you're an active customer, and there's no catch buried in the small print. Spend them whenever you next order.

Want to start earning Smelly Money? Of course you do.

Time to earn Smelly Money!

Earn notes on every purchase, review and referral. Spend your notes across the store.

How it works.

Join

Sign up or login to get earning.

Get earning

Earn notes for your purchases, reviews or referrals.

Get spending

Buy yourself something nice from across the store

Spend or save

Spend your notes now or save up for something special - it's up to you.