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The Breakfast of Champions - two soaps, deodorant and beard oil. Two months.

The Breakfast of Champions - two soaps, deodorant and beard oil. Two months.

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  • A whopping 567g total
  • Lasts around 60 days
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Two soaps, deodorant and beard oil - the bearded man's morning, sorted for two months.

Lemongrass and rosemary in the soap, lime, frankincense and sweet orange in the deodorant, bergamot in the beard oil. All three scents sit in the same citrus and herbal family - nothing clashes.
What it does
Washes, protects against odour and conditions the beard - four products that earn their place on the shelf and nothing else. Two soaps and the deodorant run in step across about two months. The beard oil softens the beard and the skin underneath, absorbs cleanly and doesn't leave you smelling like you tried too hard.
Switching from conventional deodorant
If you're switching from antiperspirant, give the deodorant a week or two to settle in. It works differently - neutralising odour rather than blocking sweat.
How to use
Soap in the shower, lather and rinse. Deodorant: apply a small amount to clean, dry skin. Beard oil: three to five drops after the shower, warm in your palms, work through from the neck up.
Ingredients

Soap: Sodium Olivate, Sodium Cocoate, Sodium Shea Butterate, Aqua, Glycerine, Sodium Castorate, Rosmarinus Officinalis Oil, Cymbopogon Flexuosus Oil, Salvia Sclarea Oil, Indigo Naturalis, Citral*, Geraniol*, Limonene*, Linalool*. Deodorant: Maranta Arundinacea Root Powder, Cocos Nucifera Oil, Magnesium Hydroxide, Theobroma Cacao Seed Butter, Sodium Bicarbonate, Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis Oil, Euphorbia Cerifera Cera, Citrus Aurantifolia Oil, Boswellia Serrata Oil, Citrus Aurantium Dulcis Peel Oil, Limonene*, Linalool*, Citral*. Beard Oil: Vitis Vinifera Seed Oil, Persea Gratissima Oil, Cannabis Sativa Seed Oil, Isoamyl Laureate and Isoamyl Cocoate, Simmondsia Chinensis Seed Oil, Argania Spinosa Kernel Oil, Citrus Aurantium Bergamia Oil, Triticum Vulgare, Limonene, Linalool, Citronellol, Citral. (*naturally occurring in essential oils)

No aluminium, SLS, synthetic fragrance or palm oil. Cardboard and glass packaging. Vegan, handmade in the UK.

Smelly Notes

Scent: fresh, citrus, herbal

Perfect for: mornings that feel properly sorted

Like: the best version of your morning routine

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are your products safety-assessed?
Yes. Every product has a Cosmetic Product Safety Report and is registered on the UK's SCPN database by our makers, who are the legal Responsible Person. That's the legal minimum for any cosmetic sold in the UK, not a badge.
Doesn't soap just dry out your skin?
No. At least not proper cold-process soap like ours. A well-made natural soap cleanses and nourishes your skin and contains glycerin, which is effective at soothing and nourishing the skin. Along with oils, butters and clays your skin will not only be clean but it'll feel and smell amazing!
I've never used natural deodorant before, how do I apply it?
Clean, dry skin, ideally just after washing. Push the stick up from the base until a small amount clears the tube, warm it briefly against your skin, then apply sparingly. Less goes further than you'd expect.
How long will a deodorant last?
Ages. Our deodorants contain 100g of product - over twice as much as certain natural deodorant brands that supply refills... In our experience you'll get at least two months use and often longer!
How long does your soap last?
Our whopping full size 160g soap bar will last about 4 weeks with normal use - assuming you shower once a day. If there's more than one of you fighting over it then it'll disappear a bit quicker!

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