Smelly Women

Natural soap and deodorant for women. Organized by occasion, not marketing nonsense.

Look, we get it. You're tired of beauty products that promise to "fix" you. Tired of plastic bottles pretending sustainability is a pastel colour scheme. Tired of synthetic fragrance marketed as "wellness." Tired of being sold solutions to problems you don't actually have.

Smelly Women is different. It's about natural products that work, organized by when you actually use them. No complicated routines. No miracle claims. Just excellent soap and deodorant for mornings and evenings. Real ingredients, real scents, real results.

From: £11.50

Hand made in UK • Plastic-free • Aluminium-free • Vegan

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Choose by occasion, not marketing

Day Trip Collection - Fresh citrus for morning energy. May chang, lime, sweet orange, lavender. The gently exfoliating soap wakes up your skin. The deodorant keeps you confident all day. For busy mornings when you need to feel energized and ready.

Out Out Collection - Sophisticated floral for evening confidence. Ylang ylang, lavender, neroli, geranium. The soap calms pre-event nerves. The deodorant adds elegant confidence. For evenings when you've made an effort and want your scent to match.

Both collections use 100% natural ingredients. The deodorant uses magnesium hydroxide instead of aluminium - works brilliantly after a short adjustment period. No blocked pores, no harsh chemicals, no compromises.

Choose your collection by occasion. Mix and match if you like. Use what works for you, when it works for you. Your body, your routine, your choice.

Shop By Occasion

  • Yellow sandals, sunglasses, and straw hat on sand

    Day Trip Collection

    Fresh citrus morning energy. May chang, lime, sweet orange, lavender.
    For busy mornings, gym sessions, active days. Gently exfoliating soap with poppy seeds. Energizing, bright, motivated.
    From £11.50

    Shop Day Trip 
  • Colorful bouquet of flowers including roses and hydrangeas.

    Out Out Collection

    Sophisticated floral confidence. Ylang ylang, lavender, neroli, geranium.
    For dinners, dates, theatre, special occasions. Evening elegance, calming preparation, confident swagger.
    From £11.50

    Shop Out Out 

Why Choose Smelly Women?

  • ✓ Organized By When You Actually Use Them

    Morning energy or evening confidence. That's it. No decoding "Blossom Dreams" or "Fresh Goddess." Just honest products for real life.

  • ✓ Natural Ingredients That Work

    100% natural, aluminium-free deodorant that actually works. After 1-2 weeks adjustment, most customers say it's the best they've ever used - natural or conventional.

  • ✓ Actually Plastic-Free (Not Just Green-Washed)

    No plastic bottles hiding behind "eco" claims. Soap bars, deodorant sticks, paper packaging. Simple, effective, actually sustainable.

  • ✓ Made By People Who Care

    Hand made in small batches in the UK. Only pure essential oils, olive oil soap base, ingredients you can pronounce. We use these products ourselves.

What's Actually In Each Collection

DAY TRIP COLLECTION
→ Natural Soap - Exfoliating with poppy seeds (160g, 30-50 washes) - £11.50
→ Natural Deodorant (100g, 2-3 months) - £11.50
→ Day Trip Set (Soap + Deo) - £21.99
Scent: May chang, sweet orange, lavender (soap) | Lime, sandalwood, sweet orange (deodorant)
Best for: Morning energy, active days, busy schedules, pre-gym showers
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OUT OUT COLLECTION
→ Natural Soap (160g, 30-50 washes) - £11.50
→ Natural Deodorant (100g, 2-3 months) - £11.50
→ Out Out Set (Soap + Deo) - £21.99
Scent: Ylang ylang, lavender (soap) | Neroli, geranium (deodorant)
Best for: Evening occasions, dinners, dates, special events, feeling elegant
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THE COMPLETE SET
→ All four Smelly Women products (Day Trip + Out Out) - £41.99
Save £4. Try everything. Complete your morning and evening routines.

How To Choose Your Collection

CHOOSE BY YOUR DAY
Early starts and busy mornings? → Day Trip gives you citrus energy
Evening plans and occasions? → Out Out gives you sophisticated confidence
Want both for complete coverage? → The Complete Set (save £4)
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CHOOSE BY SCENT PERSONALITY
Love fresh, bright, energizing citrus? → Day Trip
Prefer sophisticated, calming floral? → Out Out
Want the best of both worlds? → Get both collections
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CHOOSE BY WHAT YOU NEED
Want gentle exfoliation in the morning? → Day Trip soap has poppy seeds
Want calming preparation for evenings? → Out Out with ylang ylang and lavender
Want reliable deodorant for both? → Both work brilliantly
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HONESTLY, JUST TRY WHAT APPEALS TO YOU
Many customers mix and match:
- Day Trip soap in the morning, Out Out deodorant for evenings
- Out Out for special occasions, Day Trip for everyday
- Both collections for different moods
There's no wrong way to do this. Use what works for you, when it works for you.