Smelly Santa's Personalised Messages
Professional voiceover artist James brings Santa to life with magical, personalised audio messages for your children
Fill the Form
Tell us about your child and what Santa should say
We Record
James records your personalised message in Santa's voice
You Download
Receive a link to download your MP3 within 48 hours
🎧 Listen to Sample Messages
Hear the magic for yourself! These are real examples of personalised Santa messages.
Tier 1 example
Here's a demo of around 60 words
Tier 2 example
Here's a demo of around 120 words
Tier 3 example
Here's a demo of around 180 words
Choose Your Message Length
Click a tier to select, or start typing your message and we'll select the right tier automatically
Tier 1
Up to 60 words
(~30 seconds)
Tier 2
61-120 words
(~60 seconds)
Tier 3
121-180 words
(~90 seconds)
Create Your Personalised Message
Frequently Asked Questions
How long does it take?
We aim to deliver your personalised message within 48 hours of your order. Please ensure you select an appropriate "need by" date.
How will I receive my message?
You'll receive an email with a Google Drive link to download your MP3 file. The file will be available for you to download and keep forever.
Can I order messages for multiple children?
Yes! You can include multiple children in one message - just include all their names and ages. The price is based on the total word count, not the number of children.
What if my child has an unusual name?
No problem! Use the "Special Requirements" field to let us know how to pronounce any unusual names or words.
Can I request a message in another language?
While we primarily work in English, please mention any special language requirements in the "Special Requirements" section and we'll do our best to accommodate.