Smelly Boys Unisex T-Shirt – for grown-ups in the trenches.
This isn’t just a t-shirt – it’s your uniform for life with tweens and teens. You know, the years where the food bills double, the noise levels triple, and the laundry pile develops its own ecosystem.
Made from soft, heavyweight cotton with a classic fit, it’s tough enough for football runs, last-minute school projects, and weekend chaos. You’ve earned this.
The important bits:
Heavyweight cotton – soft on skin, strong enough for life with growing humans
Double-needle collar, sleeves & hems – stitched to survive PE kit searches and science experiments gone wrong
Pre-shrunk so it won’t shrink after one wash (unlike your patience)
Taped neck & shoulders for comfort and shape retention
Four bold colours, a full range of sizes – because one size never fits all smelly grown-ups
Fabric facts:
Solid colours: 100% pre-shrunk jersey knit cotton
A no-nonsense, high-fun-factor t-shirt for parents navigating the loud, hungry, deodorant-resistant years.
Size guide
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL
A) Length (cm)
71.1
73.7
76.2
78.7
81.3
83.8
86
89
B) Width (cm)
91.4
101.6
111.8
122
132
142.2
152
162
B) Half Chest (cm)
45.7
50.8
55.9
61
66
71.1
76
81
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL
A) Length (inches)
28
29
30
31
32
33
33.9
35
B) Width (inches)
36
40
44
48
52
56
59.8
63.8
B) Half Chest (inches)
18
20
22
24
26
28
29.9
31.9
Care Instructions
General
The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects.
Wash
Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.
Dry
Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality.
Store
Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices
