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Smelly Boys Face Unisex T-shirt - for the grown-ups.

Smelly Boys Face Unisex T-shirt - for the grown-ups.

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Smelly Boys Unisex T-Shirt – for grown-ups in the trenches.


This isn’t just a t-shirt – it’s your uniform for life with tweens and teens. You know, the years where the food bills double, the noise levels triple, and the laundry pile develops its own ecosystem. 

Made from soft, heavyweight cotton with a classic fit, it’s tough enough for football runs, last-minute school projects, and weekend chaos.  You’ve earned this.

The important bits:

  • Heavyweight cotton – soft on skin, strong enough for life with growing humans
  • Double-needle collar, sleeves & hems – stitched to survive PE kit searches and science experiments gone wrong
  • Pre-shrunk so it won’t shrink after one wash (unlike your patience)
  • Taped neck & shoulders for comfort and shape retention
  • Four bold colours, a full range of sizes – because one size never fits all smelly grown-ups

Fabric facts:

  • Solid colours: 100% pre-shrunk jersey knit cotton

A no-nonsense, high-fun-factor t-shirt for parents navigating the loud, hungry, deodorant-resistant years.

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (cm) 71.1 73.7 76.2 78.7 81.3 83.8 86 89
B) Width (cm) 91.4 101.6 111.8 122 132 142.2 152 162
B) Half Chest (cm) 45.7 50.8 55.9 61 66 71.1 76 81



  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 33.9 35
B) Width (inches) 36 40 44 48 52 56 59.8 63.8
B) Half Chest (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 29.9 31.9


Care Instructions

General The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects.
Wash Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.
Dry Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality.
Store Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices
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