Smelly Men
Smelly Boys Line Unisex T-shirt - for the grown-ups.
Smelly Boys Line Unisex T-shirt - for the grown-ups.
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Smelly Boys Line Unisex T-Shirt – for grown-ups in the trenches.
This isn’t just a t-shirt – it’s your uniform for life with tweens and teens. You know, the years where the food bills double, the noise levels triple, and the laundry pile develops its own ecosystem.
Made from soft, heavyweight cotton with a classic fit, it’s tough enough for football runs, last-minute school projects, and weekend chaos. You’ve earned this.
The important bits:
- Heavyweight cotton – soft on skin, strong enough for life with growing humans
- Double-needle collar, sleeves & hems – stitched to survive PE kit searches and science experiments gone wrong
- Pre-shrunk so it won’t shrink after one wash (unlike your patience)
- Taped neck & shoulders for comfort and shape retention
- Four bold colours, a full range of sizes – because one size never fits all smelly grown-ups
Fabric facts:
- Solid colours: 100% preshrunk jersey knit cotton
- Ash Grey: 99% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather colours: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
A no-nonsense, high-fun-factor t-shirt for parents navigating the loud, hungry, deodorant-resistant years.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |
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from 14 reviewsGreat product. Easy to use, smells great. My son very happy with his first deodorant. It�s been great on his underarms. Highly recommend
Purchased the Day Off Essentials soap and deodorant kit…super fast shipping and smells amazing… I’ll be ordering again 100%
Excellent deodorant that smells amazing. Lasts ages too.
Bought my 14 year old the Smelly Boys range. He loves the deodorant as it's natural and just bought another and subscribed to every 6 weeks.
I can honestly say he's never smelt sweaty so it must be doing some good!
Thank you for providing an alternative to Lynx! 🤣🤣
He loves it, and so do I! Will be a customer for life ! Thank you for all your hard work bringing us something we need, and at such an affordable price. The soap and beard oil smell incredible! So excited to try the full range!
Fast delivery and excellent products. I purchased "day off" for my partner and it smells incredible. I can smell it on his skin after and it makes his skin so soft. I know the name is smelly men, but if you were to release a more feminine smelling one, I'd definitely buy it for myself!
Bought this for my smelly 14 year old son who always buys Lynx. This has proved to be 100% better. No more stinky pits! The soap bar foams up and he loves the smell too!
My son got Teen Spirit deodorant for Christmas, and it has been fantastic for him. I no longer have to worry about him getting comments about being smelly, as he no longer does.
I am addicted to this stuff, when I sweat I smell amazing, the body wash is to die for and the deodorant is amazing
Amazing gift- I feel well and truly treated! I am loving using my smelly men soap. My skin is very sensitive so I am really reassured knowing it is all natural with no harsh chemicals -it is very kind to my skin. My hands are normally irritated by having to wash them a lot with many pets around the house- now I don�t avoid my pets knowing that I can use my Early Doors soap and have happy hands that smell gorgeous.
Quick delivery, great product. My son loves it!
I bought my son the Smelly Boys - Teen Spirit set. He absolutely loves it. He is thrilled with the eco-friendly ethos and his sensitive skin likes the gentles scents and ingredients. We’ll definitely be back for more!!
Brought as presents but already had to use one!! Great lather, smell and look almost too good to use!! Highly recommend
Easy to order. Delightful packaging - with hand written note from James the founder. And insanely good products. The deodorant is a revelation. And I�m addicted to the Day Off Soap !
I bought my hubby “Day Off” deodorant and soap for Christmas… not smelt it yet or tested it out for obvious reasons but the ordering and delivery was seamless !! I now have to buy more to pair with his aftershave… love this new added feature on your website 🤩