Smelly Boys Line Unisex T-Shirt – for grown-ups in the trenches.
This isn’t just a t-shirt – it’s your uniform for life with tweens and teens. You know, the years where the food bills double, the noise levels triple, and the laundry pile develops its own ecosystem.
Made from soft, heavyweight cotton with a classic fit, it’s tough enough for football runs, last-minute school projects, and weekend chaos. You’ve earned this.
The important bits:
Heavyweight cotton – soft on skin, strong enough for life with growing humans
Double-needle collar, sleeves & hems – stitched to survive PE kit searches and science experiments gone wrong
Pre-shrunk so it won’t shrink after one wash (unlike your patience)
Taped neck & shoulders for comfort and shape retention
Four bold colours, a full range of sizes – because one size never fits all smelly grown-ups
