Smelly Men
Smelly Men Heavyweight Cotton Branded T-shirt
Smelly Men Heavyweight Cotton Branded T-shirt
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Smelly Men Heavyweight Cotton Branded T-Shirt – Classic Fit
Some t-shirts are for looking at. This one’s for living in. Made from heavyweight cotton, it’s got that classic fit that works for pub trips, DIY disasters, and Sunday sofa duty. It’s comfy, holds its shape, and can handle more washes than you've had hot dinners.
The low-down:
- Seamless double-needle collar – no scratchy nonsense
- Double-needle sleeve & bottom hems – stitched like we mean it
- Taped neck & shoulders – keeps its shape no matter what you throw at it
Fabric geekery:
- Solid colours: 100% preshrunk jersey knit cotton
- Ash Grey: 99% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather colours: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
A solid, no-nonsense t-shirt that does its job so well, you’ll wonder why you still own the others.

A) Length
Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the shirt (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.
B) Half Chest
Lay the garment down on a flat surface and measure it from left to right across the chest, about 2cm below the arms.
Measurements are provided by suppliers and garments may run smaller or larger with a difference of +/- 2.5cm (1 in)
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length | 71.1 cm | 73.7 cm | 76.2 cm | 78.7 cm | 81.3 cm | 83.8 cm | 86 cm | 89 cm |
| B) Width | 91.4 cm | 101.6 cm | 111.8 cm | 122 cm | 132 cm | 142.2 cm | 152 cm | 162 cm |
| B) Half Chest | 45.7 cm | 50.8 cm | 55.9 cm | 61 cm | 66 cm | 71.1 cm | 76 cm | 81 cm |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length | 28'' | 29'' | 30'' | 31'' | 32'' | 33'' | 33.9'' | 35'' |
| B) Width | 36'' | 40'' | 44'' | 48'' | 52'' | 56'' | 59.8'' | 63.8'' |
| B) Half Chest | 18'' | 20'' | 22'' | 24'' | 26'' | 28'' | 29.9'' | 31.9'' |
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from 51 reviews
I swapped to smelly women after using another natural brand and I can honestly say it’s much better; in quality, smell, durability and service. If you’re thinking of trying it… do it!
Great product. Easy to use, smells great. My son very happy with his first deodorant. It's been great on his underarms. Highly recommend
Fast delivery and excellent products. I purchased "day off" for my partner and it smells incredible. I can smell it on his skin after and it makes his skin so soft. I know the name is smelly men, but if you were to release a more feminine smelling one, I'd definitely buy it for myself!
Bought this for my smelly 14 year old son who always buys Lynx. This has proved to be 100% better. No more stinky pits! The soap bar foams up and he loves the smell too!
Amazing gift- I feel well and truly treated! I am loving using my smelly men soap. My skin is very sensitive so I am really reassured knowing it is all natural with no harsh chemicals -it is very kind to my skin. My hands are normally irritated by having to wash them a lot with many pets around the house- now I don�t avoid my pets knowing that I can use my Early Doors soap and have happy hands that smell gorgeous.
Quick delivery, great product. My son loves it!
Easy to order. Delightful packaging - with hand written note from James the founder. And insanely good products. The deodorant is a revelation. And I'm addicted to the Day Off Soap !
I recently bought all three scents of Smelly Men products: Early Doors, Scrub Up, and Day Off. I've only tried Scrub Up so far, and I have to say it smells amazing and feels really nice on the skin. It also seems to last a long time. I'm trying to resist the urge to open the other scents until I finish the first one. If you haven't tried Smelly Men yet, I would recommend giving them a try. You won't be disappointed!
I�ve tried the �day off� deodorant and it smells amazing. I smell amazing 13 hours after applying it. You don�t need much, and it really works. And no, I�m not a man, just a menopausal woman with hot flushes daily, and I�d say this scent is unisex. So ladies, don�t be put off trying these for yourselves. I will of course be trying the soap and getting some for the three smelly men in my house too. Great company, great products, natural, gorgeous smell, long lasting, fast delivery, what are you waiting for?!
I really like the smell of the deodorant . Doesn’t smell “fake” like flowery type ones can sometimes do . I’ve got used to the application and it feels a lot healthier somehow .
The soap is good and like the seeds exfoliating powers
Absolutely adore this. I love the freshness and the lime within this. It feels like a spa treatment in my armpits. Knowing as well that this is really good for me and the environment makes it just even more glorious. I kept getting a little waft of my armpit and it is such a lovely scent.
Such a super product! These guys just get better and better.
I love this product so much, it smells so beautiful and decadent so makes you feel really special wearing it.
Such a gorgeous product. Beautiful packaging, amazing seller communication and the soap smells divine
This deodorant is so much more effective than the other “natural” ones I’ve tried (wild and fussy) plus it smells lovely. Wouldn’t use another brand now!