Smelly Men Heavyweight Cotton Branded T-shirt

Smelly Men Heavyweight Cotton Branded T-Shirt – Classic Fit

Some t-shirts are for looking at. This one’s for living in. Made from heavyweight cotton, it’s got that classic fit that works for pub trips, DIY disasters, and Sunday sofa duty. It’s comfy, holds its shape, and can handle more washes than you've had hot dinners.

The low-down:

Seamless double-needle collar – no scratchy nonsense
Double-needle sleeve & bottom hems – stitched like we mean it
Taped neck & shoulders – keeps its shape no matter what you throw at it

Fabric geekery:

Solid colours: 100% preshrunk jersey knit cotton
Ash Grey: 99% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Heather colours: 50% cotton, 50% polyester

A solid, no-nonsense t-shirt that does its job so well, you’ll wonder why you still own the others.

Size guide

Smelly Men Heavyweight Cotton Branded T-shirt

A) Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the shirt (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B) Half Chest

Lay the garment down on a flat surface and measure it from left to right across the chest, about 2cm below the arms.

Measurements are provided by suppliers and garments may run smaller or larger with a difference of +/- 2.5cm (1 in)

Metric (cm)

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length	71.1 cm	73.7 cm	76.2 cm	78.7 cm	81.3 cm	83.8 cm	86 cm	89 cm
B) Width	91.4 cm	101.6 cm	111.8 cm	122 cm	132 cm	142.2 cm	152 cm	162 cm
B) Half Chest	45.7 cm	50.8 cm	55.9 cm	61 cm	66 cm	71.1 cm	76 cm	81 cm

Imperial (inches)

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length	28''	29''	30''	31''	32''	33''	33.9''	35''
B) Width	36''	40''	44''	48''	52''	56''	59.8''	63.8''
B) Half Chest	18''	20''	22''	24''	26''	28''	29.9''	31.9''