Smelly Men
Smelly Men Heavyweight Cotton Branded T-shirt
Smelly Men Heavyweight Cotton Branded T-shirt
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Smelly Men Heavyweight Cotton Branded T-Shirt – Classic Fit
Some t-shirts are for looking at. This one’s for living in. Made from heavyweight cotton, it’s got that classic fit that works for pub trips, DIY disasters, and Sunday sofa duty. It’s comfy, holds its shape, and can handle more washes than you've had hot dinners.
The low-down:
- Seamless double-needle collar – no scratchy nonsense
- Double-needle sleeve & bottom hems – stitched like we mean it
- Taped neck & shoulders – keeps its shape no matter what you throw at it
Fabric geekery:
- Solid colours: 100% preshrunk jersey knit cotton
- Ash Grey: 99% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather colours: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
A solid, no-nonsense t-shirt that does its job so well, you’ll wonder why you still own the others.

A) Length
Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the shirt (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.
B) Half Chest
Lay the garment down on a flat surface and measure it from left to right across the chest, about 2cm below the arms.
Measurements are provided by suppliers and garments may run smaller or larger with a difference of +/- 2.5cm (1 in)
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length | 71.1 cm | 73.7 cm | 76.2 cm | 78.7 cm | 81.3 cm | 83.8 cm | 86 cm | 89 cm |
| B) Width | 91.4 cm | 101.6 cm | 111.8 cm | 122 cm | 132 cm | 142.2 cm | 152 cm | 162 cm |
| B) Half Chest | 45.7 cm | 50.8 cm | 55.9 cm | 61 cm | 66 cm | 71.1 cm | 76 cm | 81 cm |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length | 28'' | 29'' | 30'' | 31'' | 32'' | 33'' | 33.9'' | 35'' |
| B) Width | 36'' | 40'' | 44'' | 48'' | 52'' | 56'' | 59.8'' | 63.8'' |
| B) Half Chest | 18'' | 20'' | 22'' | 24'' | 26'' | 28'' | 29.9'' | 31.9'' |
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from 39 reviewsLiked it very much. My 12 year grandson loved it. Arrived very quick
Great product, for my husband. Fantastic service and very quick delivery.
A beautifully luxurious soap and effective natural deodorant with a gorgeous scent and above all, safe formulation. I would highly recommend the Smelly Women range of personal care products to anyone who cares as much about what they use on their skin as they do about minimising their impact on our precious planet. Great customer service, with the added bonus of thoughtful and fun content on their marketing channels. James and Chara are a breath of fresh air!
A beautifully luxurious soap with a gorgeous scent and above all, safe formulation. I would highly recommend the Smelly Women range of personal care products to anyone who cares as much about what they use on their skin as they do about minimising their impact on our precious planet. Great customer service, with the added bonus of thoughtful and fun content on their marketing channels. James and Chara are a breath of fresh air!
I bought this for my brother after reading rave reviews. They arrived so quickly and well packaged. I love the sense of humour this brand offers. They are no-nonsense and a great family run brand. Will be back for more as presents!
I absolutely love the poppy seed exfoliation this soap has - it smells divine and the deodorant I bought matches the soap perfectly. Will be buying again!
My go-to deodorant. Not only does it work, it smells great and lasts ages. I can alsi recycle the packaging after. All in all a fantastic product.
Lovely little dish to keep the soap in and stop it slipping all over the place
Great! Smell gorgeous and love the packaging. The order arrived super quickly too.
Great product. Easy to use, smells great. My son very happy with his first deodorant. It�s been great on his underarms. Highly recommend
Purchased the Day Off Essentials soap and deodorant kit…super fast shipping and smells amazing… I’ll be ordering again 100%
Excellent deodorant that smells amazing. Lasts ages too.
Bought my 14 year old the Smelly Boys range. He loves the deodorant as it's natural and just bought another and subscribed to every 6 weeks.
I can honestly say he's never smelt sweaty so it must be doing some good!
Thank you for providing an alternative to Lynx! 🤣🤣