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Smelly Men Heavyweight Cotton Branded T-shirt

Smelly Men Heavyweight Cotton Branded T-shirt

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Smelly Men Heavyweight Cotton Branded T-Shirt – Classic Fit

Some t-shirts are for looking at. This one’s for living in. Made from heavyweight cotton, it’s got that classic fit that works for pub trips, DIY disasters, and Sunday sofa duty. It’s comfy, holds its shape, and can handle more washes than you've had hot dinners.

The low-down:

  • Seamless double-needle collar – no scratchy nonsense
  • Double-needle sleeve & bottom hems – stitched like we mean it
  • Taped neck & shoulders – keeps its shape no matter what you throw at it

Fabric geekery:

  • Solid colours: 100% preshrunk jersey knit cotton
  • Ash Grey: 99% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather colours: 50% cotton, 50% polyester

A solid, no-nonsense t-shirt that does its job so well, you’ll wonder why you still own the others.

Size guide


Smelly Men Heavyweight Cotton Branded T-shirt

A) Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the shirt (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B) Half Chest

Lay the garment down on a flat surface and measure it from left to right across the chest, about 2cm below the arms.

Measurements are provided by suppliers and garments may run smaller or larger with a difference of +/- 2.5cm (1 in)

Metric (cm)

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length 71.1 cm 73.7 cm 76.2 cm 78.7 cm 81.3 cm 83.8 cm 86 cm 89 cm
B) Width 91.4 cm 101.6 cm 111.8 cm 122 cm 132 cm 142.2 cm 152 cm 162 cm
B) Half Chest 45.7 cm 50.8 cm 55.9 cm 61 cm 66 cm 71.1 cm 76 cm 81 cm

Imperial (inches)
S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length 28'' 29'' 30'' 31'' 32'' 33'' 33.9'' 35''
B) Width 36'' 40'' 44'' 48'' 52'' 56'' 59.8'' 63.8''
B) Half Chest 18'' 20'' 22'' 24'' 26'' 28'' 29.9'' 31.9''
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Frequently Asked Questions

Are your products safety-assessed?
Yes. Every product has a Cosmetic Product Safety Report and is registered on the UK's SCPN database by our makers, who are the legal Responsible Person. That's the legal minimum for any cosmetic sold in the UK, not a badge.
What if it's just not for me?
Get in touch. If something's genuinely gone wrong, perhaps it didn't agree with your skin, or it just didn't do what it should, we'd rather sort it than have you disappear and never order again.
What's wrong with 'parfum'?
'Parfum' is a single word on an ingredient list that can hide dozens of undisclosed scent chemicals, some of them common allergens. We only use essential oils, listed by name, so you know exactly what's on your skin.
Can I trust that nothing here's been tested on animals?
Yes. Our products are vegan. Nothing's tested on animals, and nothing's animal derived. You don't need to be vegan but it may reassure you to know our brand is cruelty-free.
What about the packaging?
Almost everything's cardboard, FSC-approved or recycled. Beard oil and shave serum are the exception — glass with a bamboo cap, since that's what actually keeps the oil stable. No aerosols, no unnecessary plastic.

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